How to Teaching a Baseball Fan to Change his Baby's Diaper

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.    Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968


Hope this helps with some of you who have a parenting partner who claims that he can't change a diaper even if his life depended upon doing just that.